Not dead and not amused.
November 5, 2008
So I spent an evening watching the whole election hoopamajoob with my friend and co-worker Horn (though the latter description may not really apply these days), and I do believe the bastard gave me way too much Cuervo Black. Or whatever it is. Cut with Diet Pepsi, because he's a shiftless uncultured jerk who doesn't like Diet Coke (consider this your product placement for the day).
I say this because I am all smug and wobbly at the same time. Sure, I have little actual alcohol tolerance, so that explains the wobbly part. But the Smugness? Well, I suppose that comes from the fact that I relish the opportunity to see a bunch of racist Jesus freaks lose their shit over this whole election deal. And I'm talking lose it proper, if what I've been reading is any indication.
It says a lot about this country that so many of my fellow citizens are complete and utter retards. And I don't just mean the ones being all publicly stupid, I'm talking about every single one of you that has supported the fear-mongering bigoted Jesus-cock-sucking horror show that the last eight years has been. You know who you are, and it warms my heart and extra testicle to see you fall apart so.
You useless shitbag motherfuckers. I only hope that this is the first step on the spiral to suicide for a lot of you, your terrible world-view so broken that you simply cannot continue to exist and feel the need to end yourselves. Horribly. Preferably with something like a belt sander. Because after all the bullshit I have had to hear you spineless brainless shit-ticks spew since the late 80s, you fucking deserve it.
Die, die, die. And if you don't have the guts to do it yourself, let me. There's several states now that will let you terminate your own life if you need to. I'd be more than happy to drive you to one of them and grind you into a fine, meaty paste. And then feed it to any nearby animals. No burial for you, except the 'sky' variety. Look that up if you don't know what I speak of, it's better than you deserve.
And this isn't me being a sore winner, I point out to those of you who don't get it. I have had to listen to you morons and your Jesus ramblings and your state-sanctioned pedophile Sunday rape-a-child clubs for decades now, and this is the first step of you Getting What's Coming To You. This country is very keen on remaining 'centered'. And when you motherfucks push too far, the pendulum swings.
Think about that for a while. Preferably while you do the same. On a rope.
On a lighter note, I've done more tinkering with the 'guts' of the site. I've added a vastly superior color changing mechanism than I use on the Technohol site (which I'm in the process of upgrading to match the new one), which you can access at the bottom of the 'details' page. Pick a color, any color, even one that I don't have in regular rotation. It'll even stay from session to session.
Have a cookie, on me. Of course if you don't use that it'll cycle through the colors normally. I also made the layout 'perfect'. The design is already perfect so it was just a matter of tweaking things to make the 'behind the scenes' about 500% more efficient. And yes, that's possible when you realize how little I know about CSS to begin with. I had help but now it's golden. Enjoy!