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March 7, 2009

Eat 'em and weep, suckas.

So yesterday me and my Cohort in Crime went to the mOOvies to see, well, a mOOvie. And not just any movie, no, it was 'the Watchmen'. Which is amusing, as I'd never actually read the book before but I figured it looked like a really good film. And before any of you comic spazzes send me a flurry of e mails saying I'm a retard or not a 'real comic book fan' for not reading it, all I have to say is suck it.

Suck it hard.

The reason I went to see it was 'cause the Cohort really wanted to see it, and since today turned out to be a birthday day for said Cohort, we went! And we both seemed to really enjoy it - though even I had to cringe a little bit during one scene involving a circular saw. No, I'm not spoiling it for you, so again, indicated comic book spazzes: suck my cock, suck it until it squirts sweet, sweet juice.

In your eye.

What was amusing, however, was the general chorus of reviews the movie received from the teenage crowd behind us as we exited the theater. They seemed to like it of course, but I will paraphrase the gist of their discourse here. "Dick dick dick dick DICK dick DICK DICK dick DICK dick BIG BLUE DICK dick dick DICK dick DICK dickity DICKdick dick DICK dick hogod it was a huge dickity dickdick. And Dick!"

Sure, saw a guy's arm off and it's comedy gold, but show someone a huge dick and they get all giggly.

As a complete aside, I offer unto thee a treat. A sickeningly sugary sweet that we spotted whilst at the Kroger ™ here a few days back. I finally got the damnable picture from the Blackberry ™ into the Dennymachine ™ here, so I thought I'd share it with you. I have no rational explanation for what I saw, nor did either of us try it to tell you how fucking horrible it was. But there you have it.

Chocolate Covered Potato Chips.

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