Fuck you, ADT. Just in case I hadn't said so already.

March 20, 2009

False Advertising?

So knowing what I know about my former job, and of course the current state of the company in the wake of it willfully eliminating 20% of the people that actually do the basic job that they are supposed to be providing, I have to say, in response to this little sticker, "Is it? Is it really?" I totally feel bad for the people I used to monitor in the event of an emergency, 'cause I know the Skinny.

Like say, this restaurant. It is the first place I have had Vietnamese food, and I really liked it - both the place and the food, oddly. It's one of the things I've started doing once I got here in Ohio, you know, the eating new foods thing. Not that I have too much choice in the matter, but I figure it's got to be a good thing - and apparently something I eat at Burger King is setting off my headaches.

So I have to cut that out. How depressing. I was cutting back drastically on my fast food anyway since I'm, you know, broke. But having it forcefully taken away from me like this, it is enough to make me cry. Well ok, no crying, but definitely whining. Why do you think you're here, if not to hear me calling the whaaaaambulance? Alas, poor King of the Burgers, I can no longer pay homage to thee.

Oh! As an aside, I finally got around to finagling an e mail account for this domain; sure, it's probably just opening me up to a bunch of cockmongery from redneck republicans who think goddamnit if you don't like mah freedoms you can go to Mexico, but you can't have the same freedoms, only the freedoms ah think're morally acceptable to me and all the inbreed child molesters down at the church!.

But that's ok. Just keep in mind that any stupid e mail I get, I'm sharing with the group, Jeb Jimmy Jo Bob Harry Bob Cletus Jones.

firebomb@obnoxiousjerk.com