Pizza!

March 22, 2009

False Advertising?

Sort of going with the idea that I'm actually trying new foods and things here in Ohio, I've actually been cooking them as well. I know it sounds abhorrent, the idea of me cooking and all, but I have been! I can't really cook for crap but someone's twisting my arm to try, so I figured it couldn't hurt that bad. I mean, as much as I've been food poisoned already, I should be somewhat resistant to that, right?

So far, I have cooked italian sausage, regular sausage, and hamburger (the good stuff, not Chuck). So it was only a natural sort of evolution for me to produce my own pizza. I had to be shown how to do it in delicate terms a few times in a row, but I think it finally stuck, and I managed to produce a pizza that not only didn't kill me, but was de-licious. I took a picture for you per someone's advice:

Isn't it lovely? And I still have half of it too... mmm Sunday snacking. Beats going to church like some of you wanktards are doing. I'll bet you're bored at church right now, and reading this on your mobile device because I built the site to be ideal for such. And you're thinking 'that asshole, he's sleeping in while my significant other drug me to this stupid building to be told i'm a horrible person...'

To which I say bwah hah hah. Sucker.

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