Do you like April Fools' Day? You suck.

April 1, 2009

Gunshot wound?

So hey, it's the first of April. You know what that means... it's 'April Fools' Day'. This is the part of the year where the Internet apparently grinds to a screeching halt as everyone who thinks they're at least 1% clever will totally redo their web site to make it look like some sort of dramatic cockmongery has occurred to 'change things'. Or to somehow 'fool' browsers who normally enjoy said site.

So if you're smart, you'd stop browsing now. Assuming this is the first site you've been to today (well, it might be if you're me) just cut it out and hang it up until Thursday. But if not, cut your losses now, because you're going to get little useful data at all. Some of you might be amused by this sort of thing but after seeing 3,023 sites do it every year and get lamer and lamer with each attempt... beh.

I guess enjoy wasting your time reading fake news articles or stories about how your favorite search engine has suddenly decided to sell bran muffins or something similarly retarded. Yes, that's right, I used the word retarded. I'm sorry, Special Ed Kids, but I reserve the right to use that word even if you want to browbeat people for doing it on television. I guess you could complain to my sponsor.

Oh wait, that's me.

In case you were wondering about the picture, that was something I started drawing when I was at the Macaroni Grill. I had not been there before, and when someone special drug me there a week or so back, I found out you could draw all over the tables! So I started but naturally, I managed to get sauce all over the head, making it look like the poor guy got blasted in the head with some sort of firearm.

Whoops.

What's neat is that I already had a folder ready for this picture. When I took a picture of that other table, who knew I'd need that folder again? Not me!

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