Attack of the Furries!
April 18, 2009
The Furry Apocalypse has begun.
What am I going on about, you ask? I'm talking about the Furry Indoctrination Program that's begun right here on the interwebs. But Denny, you may find yourself saying, those aren't furries, those are just silly grown ups roaming around the wastelands of America in cute animal pajamas. Which is precisely what they want you to think! The end is nigh, motherfuckers - and it is furry!
But Denny, you find yourself saying again, it's not the same thing. And sure it's not. It's an acclimatization program. You see, what they do is get you used to the idea of adults walking around in their cute fuzzy animal pajamas, and then once the trap is sprung, they break out the giant stuffed animal suits and they bugger you up the ass with a 3' long silicone horse cock. You laugh, but it's only a matter of time.
Pretty soon they'll have their terrible prosthetic animal cocks wedged firmly up your ass, your dad's ass, and even inside your dead great-grandmother before you know it. And by then you won't think it's so terrible because you've already seen the twits in their animal PJs humping all over the place and it'll just seem like a logical, natural progression to you. 'Oh, it's just another kink.'
At which point they break out the trained sex dobermans...