Random Rage.
July 23, 2009
I suppose I should write something down here at least once a month so you people don't think I've died or something. Sure, the Twitter thing there keeps spewing out my latest bouts of stupid but that could be a spambot for all you know. Heck, even this could be the ravings of some insipid computer program I suppose. 'Generate post, insert photo and profanity, sprinkle with cynicism, just add water.'
For instance.
I can't help but notice the signal to noise ratio is shifting noticeably in the direction of 'noise' in this country of late. It's weird watching the bigots and fascists rally all over Facebook and Twitter and anywhere else the stupid and gullible are willing to listen to them. My favorite thing is listening to the 'financial conservatives' cry about this whole health care brou hah hah.
One twit on my niece's Facebook profile was crying because Zomg the new health care laws would allow people to get an abortion on Uncle Sam's Dime. Why would this bother a fiscal conservative? I mean really, if you want to compare the cost of an abortion procedure versus eighteen years of welfare coverage, wouldn't a true fiscal conservative say 'fine have the procedure' and be done with it?
But no. The problem there is that anyone who claims to be a 'fiscal' conservative doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about, and is blind-sided by the religious fuck-nuts that have taken over their party. The only reason they say an abortion is bad is because JEBUS says it's bad. Invisible space boogeymen run the political party of dimwits and racists these days. It's almost sad.
Almost.
Or there's McCain's retard daughter, who seems to think that one music video means that Republicans have won the internets, or something. Oh my god, somebody made a 'funny' anti-tax video, so clearly since people are watching it on Youtube a lot today, wrong-headedness will consume the internet and it'll become a bastion of holy goodness and 1950s virtue (an oxymoron if there ever was one) any day now.
Which is funny, really. I'm not a Youtube expert, really, but when videos pop up like that they're usually a micro-fad. I suppose if I wanted to use that twat's logic, I'd have to say Rick Astley is going to be the next President of the United States. I wish my dad was a failed Presidential candidate too... maybe that way, my insipid ramblings would make headlines all over the news circuit like hers do.
Stupid cockhole.
I suppose all of you twits who actually listen to clowns like her just love you some Sarah Palin. 'Hey look, it's a pretty mouthpiece! Who cares if she has nothing remotely coherent to say, let's just jerk off to her speeches!' It goes to show that my theories about Finite Intellect are once again proven valid, and that the cesspool that our gene pool has turned into will be overrun with stupid momentarily.
Speaking of that stupid thing. I can't wait for her to quit her job as Alaska's governor. Since she's been nothing but a quitter all her life, it'll simply punctuate her non-stop pageantry of failure. Oh! And then, she's promised on her own Twitter account to 'take the kids gloves off' once she's finished squatting over the Republican party and shitting all over it. I can't fucking wait.
I can only imagine the rabid cockmongery she'll commit. It should be Epic.
I have no pictures for you today, alas. However, I have some fun ones on the Blackberry, and will try to share them with you over the next few days. Nothing pornographic or the like, just amusing. Well, amusing to me at least. And by now you should have a vague idea what I find amusing, so feel free to check in sometime next week. If not earlier; depends on how much I feel like writing.
I do that now and then. Like for the Examiner.Com (I do believe I mentioned that somewhere but here's another link). Click on my damn stories, why don't you? I think I get a penny or something for each one you read. And if you click on the insipid Scientology links that seem to pollute the damn thing, that's even more money in my pocket. Click them now - Xenu demands it!