Fuck you, Tennessee.

June 10th, 2011

To the state of Tennessee, and all of its mentally challenged citizens (every one of them, apparently):

Your state is an uninhabitable shithole. I hope you enjoy your elected representatives doing their level best to wipe their asses with the Constitution of the United States, and perhaps that you should die in a fire. Slowly, over the period of several hours. That would be the least you clearly retarded cunt holes deserve, after putting them in a position to pass this tripe into law:

Have you fuckwits even read the Constitution? You know, the thing you inbred fucktards actually wave in everyone's face while trying to take away the rights of your fellow citizens? You fucking morons are so pathetic that you really should just secede, as you keep threatening. Let the rest of the country keep all the federal money that has been propping you hopeless monkeys up the last couple decades - and then rot in Hell.

Aw, did I hurt your feelings? Cause you 'emotional distress'? Good. Perhaps you should try to charge me under your pathetic new law. Watch as I gain any number of pro bono lawyers to sue your state for attempting to violate my Constitutionally granted freedoms, and then walk away a rich man. I fucking dare you, you shitheeled dogfuckers. Show the country that you're as dumb as this law actually proposes.

Taliban-nessee, indeed.

firebomb@obnoxiousjerk.com