Dumbest. Holiday. Ever.
April 1st, 2016
It's that time of the year again.
That obnoxious time where people think they're the funniest thing since sliced bread, and feel the uncontrollable urge to transform their web sites into a joke. For some reason, this tired tradition never goes away, and anyone attempting to read actual news about actual things has to wade through even more fiction than usual in order to get informed about anything.
I'm sure you find yourself thinking 'But Denny, why can't you just take a joke, already?' Well, let me assure you that Denny likes a good joke as much as anyone else. The keyword there, of course, being 'good'. All of the attempts that the collective Internet makes at being funny for the sake of April Fools' Day are perfunctory at best - and pathetically annoying at their worst.
Luckily for you, the creator of this site is already a joke, and doesn't feel the need to stretch his credibility any further, thank you very much. After all, why bother with sad sack make believe stories when reality is so much more of a farce than I, myself, could ever create. Thus, you can rest assured, gentle reader, all one of you, that this here joint will remain the same as it always has.
You know, griping about that which irks my ires. You know, like today. Or making random observations about the inexplicable circumstances surrounding my existence. Sort of like I did yesterday. Or even gibber incoherently about this or that, without all that much of a reason, or even coherence. As was the case a few days ago. What can I say, if I'm good at anything else, it's all of the previous.
Yeah, that should keep up indefinitely, unless I barter the domain away or something.
What?