Stupid alarm clock.

May 18th, 2016

Send LOTS more caffeine.

I hate waking up one minute before my alarm goes off.

Of course, I did not know that I had done so today, because when I awoke in a blurry haze and saw the time I thought I had at least five more minutes. This isn't much better than just one minute, but the logic is the same either way. You see, in the state I'm normally in upon awakening, the only coherent thought my brain can come up with is 'eh, I'll just lay down for a minute, and then get up'.

But it never works that way, because I invariably fall asleep, and then the alarm wakes me up seconds later. It didn't help that I'd adjusted my alarm back five minutes (hence the confusion), but didn't actually remember this until it was far, far too late. Bloop Bloop Bloop. Thus, all discombobulated, I lurched out of bed to ensure we keep eating and health insuring and whatnot.

I probably won't manage a lot of work here at work, today, but I nonetheless have a whole lot to do. The intent is to come up with pictures for some of the gibberings I typed out over the weekend, continue the process of refreshing the passwords I use on, uh, every single site I utilize. All of 'em. And I have to make a few phone calls to various medical professionals.

But actual work? Pff.

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