Yveltal!

May 20th, 2016

Much cooler than Xerneas.

The last (?) free monster the crack dealers at Nintendo ® are giving away this month, I have successfully remembered to download me a shiny Yveltal. Yes, I already had me a Yveltal, and it's even level one hundred like this one is, but this one is shiny, and it's also free, so naturally I picked me up one. Because who doesn't like free, godlike Pokémons ™?

Well, you might not, but I sure do!

After all, what's better than one Yveltal than two? Other than having to spell Yveltal over and over (something I seem to want to spell as Yvetlal, for some reason), there isn't really a bad side. So now I've got two Yveltals, or even three if you consider I downloaded this one for both of my sixth generation cartridges. So I guess three Yveltals are better than two. Denny sits corrected!

Yes, sit. I could say 'I stand corrected', but that would be factually incorrect, for I am not standing. No, Denny does not have one of those standing desk things, a desk rigged up with a treadmill to get his fat ass moving, whether he's churning out updates here or, uh, Catching 'em All ™. Apologies if that turn of phrase distresses any of y'all, but that's the troof of it.

Troof, y'all!

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