Hey, a free Manaphy!
June 1st, 2016
What do you know, it's the beginning of the month!
Being that it's the first of June, it's time for you to once again get your hands on another dose of crack, compliments of the fine dealers at Nintendo ®! This time around, they're giving away a Manaphy, which naturally I have a few of, but this is a good thing for people who hadn't gotten around to playing through Pokémon ™ Ranger ™ to get the egg which eventually hatched into one.
It seems like Nintendo ® has been giving a new legendary or mythical monster away each week, but I think this is the last freebie that we'll be getting our hands on until July. Don't get me wrong, as I like me some freebie monster crack, but the generation 6 legendaries were something of a separate, parallel promotion going on last month, so they were just icing on the cake.
If only they'd hand out a shiny Zygarde, as well. Sigh. Beggars can't be choosers. Well, they probably shouldn't be, but you know how people are. Some folks are just compelled to look a gift horse in the mouth, after all. But not me! Sure, I'd like a shiny Zygarde to go with the, uh, other two generation 6 Pokémons ™ that I can't be bothered to spell out right now, but eh.
I'll take all the monstrously free Pokémons ™ I can get my hands on!